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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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start up a thread for there has been no irrelevant chat on here for a while..
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shell shocked
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:55 pm Posts: 3588 Location: sand springs,ok. XFire: c2thet |
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buddha wrote: I am a post whore. A fully fledged, attention seeking, paragraph prostitute. A seasoned, fully literate, message hoe. A slithering sentence slut. A letter hungry gigolo. A digital text skank. I am the Madame Bouvarie of all post whores  _________________ 
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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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Yes, that is true: I said that one day during an unguarded moment of honesty while I, in a moment of self pity, went back in time to those days of smooth living through well, and sustained, lubricated word and post gluttony. Alas, I was young, invincible, dashing and full of vigor and you may ask many a woman from those hazy 'Once were virgins- days' how many hard, smooth and lasting posts I was able to pump through their ever willing mail boxes. They will tell you many, but it will be the look in their eyes that betrays the quality.
I am a man of quality and I make no apologies for my slithering and skanking to get myself in a position to be able to deliver quality to those who are in need. A thread without any post for more then a week is a withering flower in need of some, even if it is irrelevant banter, soothing word play to entice even the staunchest frigid in a liquid letter hoe! |
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shell shocked
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:55 pm Posts: 3588 Location: sand springs,ok. XFire: c2thet |
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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     _________________   Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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Paintball Junkie
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:35 pm Posts: 522 Location: Height Matters Not. XFire: axShifty Xbox Live: RiXiX |
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Stevo wrote: No Necro posting old man!   EDIT: But I still love you more than my luggage..   _________________   
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veteran
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 505 Location: NASCAR Hall of Fame XFire: artictiger1 |
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Stevo wrote:  _________________ 
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shell shocked
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:55 pm Posts: 3588 Location: sand springs,ok. XFire: c2thet |
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This thread is certainly serving its purpose.
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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Two days is Necro?
I would rather be having a Hostess Twinkie right now...  _________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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veteran
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 505 Location: NASCAR Hall of Fame XFire: artictiger1 |
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Stevo wrote: Two days is Necro? I would rather be having a Hostess Twinkie right now... is not surprised  _________________
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Paintball Junkie
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:35 pm Posts: 522 Location: Height Matters Not. XFire: axShifty Xbox Live: RiXiX |
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Stevo wrote: Two days is Necro? I would rather be having a Hostess Twinkie right now... .. Stevo could be the next Miss Twinky.  _________________
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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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Good to see there are still plenty of people willing to be involved in some serious post modernistic nothingness.
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Paintball Junkie
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:35 pm Posts: 522 Location: Height Matters Not. XFire: axShifty Xbox Live: RiXiX |
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We can't live without it!
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veteran
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 505 Location: NASCAR Hall of Fame XFire: artictiger1 |
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|ax|Shifty wrote: We can't live without it! I can but i just choose not to _________________
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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I saw a seagull this afternoon...
_________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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Paintball Junkie
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:35 pm Posts: 522 Location: Height Matters Not. XFire: axShifty Xbox Live: RiXiX |
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Stevo wrote: I saw a seagull this afternoon... I seen my computer go black last night.. Hope I didn't mess up our game.  _________________
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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Heard you snoring in-game and none of your dudes was moving...
We figured your pc timed out and shut down.  _________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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greenhorn
Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 12:51 pm Posts: 408 Location: Charleston SC XFire: axchuckie2 |
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 Well................nevermind........................  _________________ 
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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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Please refrain from giving this topic any sense and direction.
It is my thread and mine alone. Don't hijack it with common sense |
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Paintball Junkie
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:35 pm Posts: 522 Location: Height Matters Not. XFire: axShifty Xbox Live: RiXiX |
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Stevo wrote: Heard you snoring in-game and none of your dudes was moving... We figured your pc timed out and shut down. I'm SOOO sorry! You have no idea how tired I was though.   _________________
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Tu Lawng
Joined: Thu May 05, 2005 6:16 am Posts: 8706 Location: Talking to myself apparently XFire: fullwood Xbox Live: Spartan245 |
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 there ya go, buddha  _________________ Contact an Admin!   Desert Oasis - Preview!-Feedback! Operation: Condor - Preview!-Feedback! |
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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False alarm...
I almost peed my pants! And what the heck is a Moon Pie?  _________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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gypsy pig
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:07 am Posts: 2262 Location: Twilight Zone |
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_________________  Old fat pigs rule |
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veteran
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 505 Location: NASCAR Hall of Fame XFire: artictiger1 |
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Sgt. Pork wrote: _________________
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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Today is my unbirthday!
_________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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It was when she said: 'I like it that way..', that I started to worry about the future of those surprise elements in our relationship. Next thing you know she'll start asking me about when it is that I celebrate my birthday.
That's not good.. Nothing worse then getting laid as a birthday present. I like the idea that if I am welding and sweat covered with designer wet spots on my t -shirt and the smell of healthy hormones emulating from the skin, I get a tap on my shoulder and while in the motion of turning around, a hand moves to places where the church does not want it to be. Nothing planned, no routines. That's where unbirthdays come in. A cunning plan to undo planned sex. Mostly I go welding on my unbirthdays.. |
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greenhorn
Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 12:51 pm Posts: 408 Location: Charleston SC XFire: axchuckie2 |
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I was a welder once..... but no hands where they should have been
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shell shocked
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 pm Posts: 3604 Location: Sunset Beach, CA XFire: axStevo |
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That is all I have to say about that... _________________ Stevo: brb, gonna get a snack... Cornrow Wallace: why'd you mute your mic? I like listening to you eat on teamspeak |
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veteran Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 6:19 pm Posts: 527 Location: new zealand |
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And that's what I am talking about: A lot to say about nothing..
Irrelevant dialogue is what sets us apart from animals. "But I want to know what makes you tick!", she says while soaping up some serious dish water to do her daily earning for some quality gratification in a relationship. "A meaningful talk will enhance the depth of our relationship". Ah. You would know all about depth, I think quite pleasantly surprised by my wittiness. Carefully placing a lock of hair behind her ear (for even in doing the dishes there is a place for trivial beauty) she wipes her hand on her Armany apron and quickly scans, in the reflection of our metal pottery, the state of her mascara. I do like how her buttocks shake and shiver when she does the dishes and she knows it. Ultimately I suspect that women do the dishes only because we man get aroused by it. "Do you think us having raw and gratifying sex has to to do with us discussing Berthold Brecht or with the sight of your light shivering buttocks only marginally concealed by your tight Jeans?", I ask her while putting my current read "Quantum Physics: A Journey with Paris Hilton Through Valleys and Silicon Peaks" aside. I know whats coming, she knows whats coming and the cat, quickly disappearing outside through a slapping cat flap, knows whats coming. Still with her back towards me, she wipes her hands on her buttocks and I hear her say in a hoarse voice: "Do you want me to get your leather belt?" "Yes, I think today we'll have a crack at level 18" |
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greenhorn
Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 12:51 pm Posts: 408 Location: Charleston SC XFire: axchuckie2 |
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cracking me up _________________
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buddha
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